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A man has been feeling under the weather for some time, he finally decides to go to his doctor for a complete check-up.

He has some tests and the doctor comes back with the results.

The doctor looks very serious, and says, "I'm afraid I have some very bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time left."

"Oh no," says the man, "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says grimly.

"Ten?" the man asks, "Ten what? Months, years, weeks, what?"


!Note - If you're feeling "Under the weather" it means you're feeling ill.

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