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Three Surgeons


Three surgeons were discussing which types of patients they preferred to operate on.

Mr Waters said, "I prefer librarians. All of their organs are alphabetized."

Mr Franklin replied, "I prefer mathematicians because all of their organs are numbered."

Lastly, Mr Zang responded, "I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."

!Note - in the UK surgeons aren't called Dr, they take the title Mr.  Strange, but true.

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