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More Valentine's Day Giggles

Q.  What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Answer

Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q.  What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Answer

 Hogs and kisses!

Q.  Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Answer

Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? 
Answer

It was a case of guppy love.

Q. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
Answer

You're nuts so bad yourself!

Q. What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine's Day?
Answer

Somebunny likes you!