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The Christmas Fairy

Santa was very upset.  It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!

Mrs. Claus had burned all the mince pies.  The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime.  The reindeer had been drinking sherry all afternoon and were dead drunk.  And to make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious.  "I can't believe it!  I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!"  He continued,  "I sent that stupid little Christmas fairy out hours ago to find a tree and she isn't back yet!  What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Christmas fairy opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind her. She said,  "Yo, fat man!  Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of fairies on top of the Christmas tree got its start.

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