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St Patrick's Day Joke
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman, are talking about where they got their names.
"My name is George, because I was born on St. George's Day" says the Englishman.
"My name is Andrew, because I was born on St. Andrew's day, says the Scotsman.
They both turn to the Irishman, and say, "What day were you born on, Pancake?"