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Valentine's Day Giggles

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Q. What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

"I love you with all my art!".

Q. What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts.

Q. What do you call a very small valentine?

A Valentiny.

Q. What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?

Be my valenstein!

Q. What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?

"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

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