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Christmas Riddles and Jokes
Q : What do elves learn in school?
Answer
The Elf-abet!
Q : How many reindeer does Santa Have?
Answer
11 - They are: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph the one with the red nose, Olive = all of = "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names", and Al = all = "Then Al the reindeer loved him.
Q : What nationality is Santa?
Answer
North Polish
Q: What can Santa give away and still keep?
Answer
A cold
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Answer
Claustrophobic
Q: Where does Santa Claus vote?
Answer
The North Poll
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer
Frost bite
