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St Patrick's Day Joke

An Irish man is sitting in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walk in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?"

The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, and his friend jumps up and says, "Here, let me try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends.

The 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I've got to try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was  an ENGLISHMAN!"

And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin."